By Carla - 12/11/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night choking and had to open my bedroom window. No, it wasn’t a gas leak. My husband had a curry last night and his constant farting was so bad I was struggling to breathe. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 809
You deserved it 441

Same thing different taste

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manb91uk 22

Just a quick question, are you another member of that disgusting family that identifies each other through farts?

That is a gas leak. Your husband needs to get his anus tightened up.

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That is a gas leak. Your husband needs to get his anus tightened up.

manb91uk 22

Just a quick question, are you another member of that disgusting family that identifies each other through farts?

Lobby_Bee 17

The solution is to have more curry. Let that digestive system get used to it and sooner or later, his farts will be bearable.

Denizod 9

"had a curry"? What is one curry?

Actually, it was a gas leak. Just a different kind of gas. ;)