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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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You deserved it 3 490

By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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You deserved it 3 311

Dick move

By Gabby - 14/06/2021 04:01

Today, a police officer showed up to my house and informed me that my boyfriend was killed in an accident. Later, I found out it was a prank set up by a friend. He thought faking his death would be easier than confessing that he was leaving me for someone else. He didn’t want to see me get "upset". FML

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You deserved it 78

By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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You deserved it 3 175

That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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You deserved it 3 397

By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 483

By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 262

By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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You deserved it 1 206

By other woman - 21/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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You deserved it 5 368

By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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You deserved it 567

PenguinBitch 43

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:22

Pay a guy to tell him that you know.

JenniferNThomas 14

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:21

In what world is that a good idea??

Comments

guttedbrit 26

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:53

Some people are just immature. He's clearly a coward, and isn't worth your time or tears if breaking up is what he wants. Good riddance!

martin8337 35

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:58

Watch the episode on Family Guy when Peter listed himself as dead.

mkayden 23

Tuesday 10 June 2014 20:05

Dump his ass, you're better off without an asshole like that.

chuksnwali 34

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:05

I'm sure OP meant EX

whatafuckup 14

Tuesday 10 June 2014 20:24

And you still didn't get the message.. Geez.

wvcheesehead 13

Tuesday 10 June 2014 20:25

Should have paid a guy to teach you how to spell.

zZLightZz 13

Tuesday 10 June 2014 20:25

desperate times calls for desperate measures

elcee1987 18

Tuesday 10 June 2014 20:48

*paid

Kotoza 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 20:51

That's a sign that you don't need him.

kk94 1

Tuesday 10 June 2014 21:07

sounds like it was his only way out

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 10 June 2014 21:10

Did you call his parents and offer your condolences?

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