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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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Dick move

By Gabby - 14/06/2021 04:01

Today, a police officer showed up to my house and informed me that my boyfriend was killed in an accident. Later, I found out it was a prank set up by a friend. He thought faking his death would be easier than confessing that he was leaving me for someone else. He didn’t want to see me get "upset". FML

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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By other woman - 21/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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PenguinBitch 43

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:22

Pay a guy to tell him that you know.

JenniferNThomas 14

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:21

In what world is that a good idea??

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kAPISH 29

Tuesday 10 June 2014 21:22

Well... that's ****** up

shudson186 17

Tuesday 10 June 2014 21:48

What the **** is wrong with him?

Rallred32 20

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:22

What the **** is wrong with OP so the boyfriend has to fake his own death to get out?

Miss_Whipped 43

Wednesday 11 June 2014 2:59

Today, I had to pay someone to tell my girlfriend I was dead in a desperate attempt to be rid of her crazy ass. It didn't work. FML

llamaslikesoda 21

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:01

Well shit, that escalated quickly...

ginger196 14

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:07

did you miss a hint that said he wanted out? I honestly don't know much about relationships though

cjwayy 22

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:10

Well, your boyfriend sounds like a ******* brilliant individual who is going places in life. Sorry, OP.

incredared89 2

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:10

You're probably a physco bitch and he feared for his life too much to just break up with you...let alone do it in person! Time to do a self-eval!

MishaMash 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:12

Sorry, Anon... At least- I got nothin, your life DOES suck.

marieeecc 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:25

And he's still your boyfriend?

swiftslayer 12

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:43

well case has to be decided after seeing your picture :)

D3str0y3r69 4

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:47

Emily?

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

Dick move

That's kinda handy!

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