By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
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Rallred32 20

What the **** is wrong with OP so the boyfriend has to fake his own death to get out?

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Miss_Whipped 43

Today, I had to pay someone to tell my girlfriend I was dead in a desperate attempt to be rid of her crazy ass. It didn't work. FML

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llamaslikesoda 21

Well shit, that escalated quickly...

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ginger196 14

did you miss a hint that said he wanted out? I honestly don't know much about relationships though

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cjwayy 22

Well, your boyfriend sounds like a ******* brilliant individual who is going places in life. Sorry, OP.

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incredared89 2

You're probably a physco bitch and he feared for his life too much to just break up with you...let alone do it in person! Time to do a self-eval!

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MishaMash 9

Sorry, Anon... At least- I got nothin, your life DOES suck.

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marieeecc 9

And he's still your boyfriend?

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swiftslayer 12

well case has to be decided after seeing your picture :)

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