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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

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You deserved it 6 260

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 652

You deserved it 3 490

By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 031

You deserved it 3 311

Dick move

By Gabby - 14/06/2021 04:01

Today, a police officer showed up to my house and informed me that my boyfriend was killed in an accident. Later, I found out it was a prank set up by a friend. He thought faking his death would be easier than confessing that he was leaving me for someone else. He didn’t want to see me get "upset". FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 351

You deserved it 76

By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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You deserved it 3 174

That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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You deserved it 3 393

By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 483

By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 261

By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 065

You deserved it 1 206

By other woman - 21/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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You deserved it 5 368

By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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You deserved it 566

PenguinBitch 43

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:22

Pay a guy to tell him that you know.

JenniferNThomas 14

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:21

In what world is that a good idea??

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fader48080 10

Wednesday 11 June 2014 0:06

you mean ex boyfriend right?

wolverine47 10

Wednesday 11 June 2014 0:16

Hope he got his money back lol

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 11 June 2014 0:20

Better than a hit man right?

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 11 June 2014 0:57

Why?

vikky538 28

Wednesday 11 June 2014 2:03

leave the dead OP... theres lot out there that you deserve better...

savannabrooks17 12

Wednesday 11 June 2014 2:21

Pay a guy to hit him with a bus.

rackmill 11

Wednesday 11 June 2014 2:40

Would your boyfriend possibly be named Sherlock?

mychallm92 7

Wednesday 11 June 2014 4:16

What a looser seriously ughhh

laa109679 3

Wednesday 11 June 2014 4:30

thats really mature lol

tehdarkness 21

Wednesday 11 June 2014 4:39

Are you a stage 5 clinger?

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Today, it's been 3 weeks since I was suspended and the fired from my job for falling asleep at the desk. Very unprofessional, even if I was 29 weeks pregnant and sick. It's also been 3 weeks since I've had trouble falling asleep because I'm too used to working nights. FML

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Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

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Today, I found out my best friend works at my husband’s job. He calls her his “work wife.” I had no idea they worked together, nor the fact that he calls her that. I used her phone to call my husband and she has him as “Work Hubby” with a heart emoji. The worst part? They insist nothing is going on between them. FML

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You deserved it 153

Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML

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Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML

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Today, the only woman in my life who has been honest with me and will give me a straight answer is iPhone’s Siri. FML

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Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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You deserved it 3 872

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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You deserved it 18 035

Same thing different taste

Nice try

Dick move

That's kinda handy!

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