Love: Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend... - FML

By groomsman - 24/08/2010 12:19 - United States

Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML

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nullfactor 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 22:41

This is the OP (just signed up, so I could comment). For those who say "who cares and why do you?", take a moment to see the big picture. That big picture contains two words: family reunions! Who in the world would want to see their ex-girlfriends at family reunions? Especially, since their new role in your life is that of a sister-in-law? I'd love to let bygones be bygones, but it's hard to do when they become your in-laws!

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ColetteL 4

Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:45

He learned the sharing lesson too well.

gomerturd 1

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:00

keep this one in the holster "how's your wife And my kids" or "Hey want any naked pictures of your wife" Or "my brother here's an environmentalist. He's taken a couple pieces of trash I tossed out and recycled them onto his wives". Seriously dude the possibilities are endless. don't let him forget he's taking your castoffs. At least you weren't dumb enough to marry them!

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pcballa1035 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 22:24

wow, talk about sloppy seconds...

cole86 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 22:24

ur brother sure likes ur old girlfriends

alhonesty 6

Tuesday 24 August 2010 22:54

He'll likely end up divorcing this one too, so don't worry. He'll get his.

y_nd_e 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 23:08

O well, let him have ur leftovers

igloo777 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 23:42

hey maybe your brother digs your sloppy second.

breeexcrunk 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 23:44

maybe, in reality, he wants to be like you so he dates your leftovers. either way, fyl.

jdfml90 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:34

I've ditched friends over this sorta shit... your brother sounds like a dick. Hey you were there first though I guess

my2centsworth 15

Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:52

sloppy seconds anyone?

bryce2552 4

Wednesday 25 August 2010 2:58

why the hell would he marry after two months. thats one more he will be divorcing

highschoolbabe14 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 3:25

at least you got to test the water first!

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