By OfficeSlave - 25/08/2011 21:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my company is paying more for hors d'oeuvres at one party than I will receive for my entire year long internship. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 969
You deserved it 3 436

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You're just an intern. Be glad they invited you. I'd be stoked to go to a party with free expensive shit.

rups 0

Atleast u r getting paid... Better thn a non paid internship...

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dadof2 4

its called an internship not a job

leadman1989 15

Solution? Take your pants off and have sex with the hors d'oeuvres. Awkward? Yes. Criminal? Certainly. :)

Are you, by any chance, the same person who dressed in a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage to get said internship handled by a gentleman's wife?

lifeisbutadream3 0

That sounds about right. Welcome to corporate America.

captainamelia 5
Bludmagnus 13

I dated a girl that went through a similar situation, and i attended the function I found that out from her at. I was in the men's room, upset for her, when a nice older gentleman asked me about what had me in the state. I told him, and he was taken aback and upset. He turned out to be the CEO of the company, she got a raise... and the person who was behind that situation was promptly fired. It does happen... but sometimes... not because of company policy....

when I read that I was like "horse doo vwoz?" and then I realized.

evalynmohr 9

Aww you poor baby, that's a real tragedy to get paid for your internship. Think of all those poor sods that have unpaid internships or student-teachers who don't even get a stipend for classroom materials. But that pales in comparison to your plight with food.