Transportation: Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt...

By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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By kat, ACT - 20/12/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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By iross - 23/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind blew it all into my car. My entire driver side smells like pee. FML

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By layout - 05/06/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, while laying out, I kept feeling something misty, like a spray bottle. Curious as to what it was since it kept coming, I looked up, only to see the painters were peeing over the side of the house, and the heavy breeze was turning their piss into a refreshing mist for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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Spinnmaster 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:02

Sounds like urine a bad place at the wrong time ;)

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:04

You must have been pissed off.

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deviable 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 8:55

It could have been worse you know. Cow poop is a bitch to dry clean.

r0ckPrinc3sS 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:36

And how in the hell does one find that^ out, deviable!?? Hmmm..

DynamicDave 11

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:21

I bet you were pissed! And urine your car, so can't even take a shower (except a golden one)!

RacistPancake 6

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:30

33 you my friend deserve a cookie. Don't let that bitch eat this one.

deviable 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 15:22

I have a friend who works on a farm. :p

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:17

Guess you had a nice golden shower.

r0ckPrinc3sS 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:20

Yeah 42, a "friend"! ;)

irokyoursox 6

Wednesday 9 November 2011 8:55

Mmmmm...

hilary56 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:00

Aww WTF, no one should ever get misted with cattle piss.

Spinnmaster 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:02

Sounds like urine a bad place at the wrong time ;)

CookieMonstr19 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:31

HA I PEE WHAT U DID THERE!!!haha I'm so lame :)

bemylove123 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:03

Wouldnt you see rain on your windshield too?

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:04

You must have been pissed off.

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:10

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on... I guess the OP got both.

bemylove123 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:18

I see what you did there...

rawrriri 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:42

16, shh no you dont.

terence78 0

Monday 28 November 2011 12:21

Pissed on

merimar3 4

Friday 27 January 2012 1:33

no no, pissed on*

captainfalcon7 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:05

if only they peed milk..

torio123 27

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:30

But then we would all be drinking cow piss D:

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:47

Well, honey is just bee vomit, and milk is modified sweat. I don't see what the problem is.

Catkam623 27

Wednesday 9 January 2013 0:22

Milk is the nutrition for the babies which we produce as well it's not modified sweat all mammals produce milk.

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:07

No it's not! That's from a large bottle of water, the owner of which simply passed out before managing to refasten the cap.

13FMYLIFE 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 22:24

ok. I give up telling you to STFU. I've only done it like 10 times.

mynewaccount 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:07

That's pretty funny:)

leadman1989 15

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:10

Cow could you not have noticed sooner, I mean it was a sunny day. That was a stretch... Lol

kimmiekimmiekong 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:13

who suspects that your getting pissed on, my first thought would be it's rain!

EnEl_Infierno 15

Wednesday 9 November 2011 10:34

#11 where does it say it was a sunny day?

leadman1989 15

Wednesday 9 November 2011 11:45

The same way I know when they looked over they made this face >:0 And then got piss in their mouth... the power of imagination!

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