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By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 07:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
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oj101 33

Maybe it's time to rehabilitate your relationship with your daughter? That's pretty disturbing, and wouldn't have had come thoughtlessly to her.

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metalwolf 17

If her role model is Stewie from family guy, then you might have some issues.

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Ks22 4

Invest in locks for the doors and therapy.

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Inheritance 10

I'm sure all doors come with locks. Unless that's just my house?

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Ks22 4

Not on the inside sweetie.

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Inheritance 10

All my doors in and out of my house have locks. Soo..

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Ks22 4

So...... My house has green walls with beige carpet and blinds on the windows. Is your house like that? Not all houses or doors are the same or have you actually never seen a door without a lock?

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Draxanoth 15

Sounds like she needs tender loving, medication, heavy medication.

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Enslaved 36

Mr. & Mrs. Smith made it look so easy to do.

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Kallian_fml 21

Ah, reminds me of a young me. :)

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TheDrifter 23

If you start seeing pamphlets on safe gun handling and target training courses be afraid.

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Warden1986 16

If you see a bald man, with a black suit and a red tie.... Run

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crimsonlover4 31

Well some would say he IS bold in some ways but you were right the first time: bald.

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Warden1986 16

Sorry about that my eyes were playing treats on me, my iPhone screen is so small. Plus my contacts were dr..... Yea no excuse I made a mistake.

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jollyton 10

Holy Crap! She needs help! Maybe you also need to step up your game as a parent

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cocosaure 8

Take her to a psych fast.

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Krajjan 9

Overreaction leading to increased introversion and better hiding techniques. Brilliant.

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