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By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 07:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
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oj101 33

Maybe it's time to rehabilitate your relationship with your daughter? That's pretty disturbing, and wouldn't have had come thoughtlessly to her.

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nikkinurse 10

Are u sure this is a hit list??? If it is ten an fml post is the lease if your worries - look at the problems plaguing teenagers during columbine!???? This isn't a joke it may be a cry for help but you should listen and not be so concerned about how this affects your life but how it is in your child's life-

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Twisted_Angel 17

Damn... you better get that kid to a shrink, and quick. she could be putting cyanide in your food or something. I don't care if people think that's normal, I never did that as a child. something is wrong. Seek help... and possibly a straight jacket.

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perdix 29

Yeah, but few are so stupid as to write it down. If you need to write someone's name down to remember to kill them, maybe they don't deserve to be killed by you.

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doglover100 28

My hit list is in my head. No one needs to see it.

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perdix 29

Call in a drone strike on your house, and go shopping while some video gamer in a bunker pre-emptively kills your enemy in self-defense. That's what you pay taxes for, right?

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AH1Zviper 15

I do believe that this isn't a video game. Is it?

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Hopefully it's just harmless fun. If not, then she'll be seeing Mr. Therapist very soon.

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