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By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 07:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
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oj101 33

Maybe it's time to rehabilitate your relationship with your daughter? That's pretty disturbing, and wouldn't have had come thoughtlessly to her.

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doglover100 28

She needs to see a doctor

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gregkingsley 4

If u only would have known that the allowance you have been giving her all these years was being saved up for a hitman.

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gc327072 30

I think op needs to put her on a hit list, or more like a spank list.

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mehwhocares 9

I think some therapy is in order.

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Psychology_13 8

someone needs a therapist!

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crazytwinsmom 25

Could be therapeutic, depending on her age. Best to be safe and discuss with a family counselor.

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AH1Zviper 15

Looks like the Stewie-Griffin Syndrome is spreading.

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Who knows, if OP is at the bottom of the list the daughter may think she's saving the best for last.

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kittycat2007 18

so is your daughter going to be the next kid on tv for causing Columbine or Virginia Tech like tragedy?

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