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By talhabilal - 11/03/2010 14:28 - Pakistan

Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out during a family reunion. FML

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By OP. - 29/08/2021 12:01 - Australia - Collaroy

Today, my family finally noticed my depression because of how quiet, down and uninterested I’ve been. They responded by harassing me for saying nothing, calling me names, and making fun of me. Hmm, I wonder why I’m depressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2021 20:08

Today, I found out that my parents have always believed that every single time I have ever showed emotion, I was faking it and that I'm actually a sociopath with no feelings. I was kicked out of the theater department at my college for my poor acting skills, and they know it. FML

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By a_boring_snuffkin - 16/05/2020 02:00

Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML

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By Embarrassing - 26/06/2021 13:59 - Canada

Today, I was hypnotized and talked into telling everyone truths about myself at a show my family and I went to. I don't know what I said. All I know is that my family laughs whenever I'm near them. They won't tell me what happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 06:01

Today, I realized I rarely go outside anymore due to hyperacusis, social anxiety, depression, and sensory issues. I'm also afraid to tell my family and friends about my problems, because they don't understand how bad it really is. Looks like I'm doomed to be depressed and alone my whole life. FML

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Let down

By Boring - 12/01/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I asked my friends what they thought was my biggest problem. All of them responded, "You're boring." I don't deny it, and I certainly did ask, but… Ouch. FML

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By big_bail - 03/04/2015 23:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my aunt informed me that she thinks I'm faking the debilitating disease I've had for the past 13 years. Apparently she thinks I just don't want to go to college or get a job, and that I like living on disability. She also added that my entire extended family agrees with her. FML

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Let me speak!

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 11:00 - United States - Verona

Today, I couldn't say a single sentence without being interrupted or having the conversation hijacked into a monologue of past grievances by family members against people they have issues with. And they wonder why I hide in my room all the time… FML

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Lonely times

By Anonymous - 21/08/2024 15:00 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I realized why my depression is so bad. No matter how hard I try, I have always been a replaceable presence in everyone's lives, and I have never felt like anyone couldn't live without me. Not even family. FML

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JackDark 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:05

Well, maybe you do need a PSYCHIATRIC evaluation. They must be pretty worried about you to bring this up, or complete assholes, but for an entire family to agree hints at something deeper. What's the harm in some evaluation? £100, perhaps, but for your mental health, a small price to pay.

BizzaroG 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:08

I can see your future~

Comments

aardvarkish 16

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:14

I'll be your psychic evaluator. Here, read my mind...

tisiphone_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 6:25

I see... cookies in your future... Seriously, if they're sending you to Miss Cleo, there's a problem. I hope they didn't actually say "psychic"!

iFellytone 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:16

I pressed thumbs up on this one

perdix 29

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:16

Buy a one-way ticket to Guantanamo Bay and bypass all of the Al-Qaeda bullshit and head straight to your cell in sunny Cuba. You sound like Osama's wet dream. You can hide like a rat in caves and maybe get 72 virgins in the afterworld, or you can get released he in the rural US and have access to millions of skanks . . . and crystal meth.

Biohazard41 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 22:41

you fail at life.

spiderman0606 0

Friday 12 March 2010 1:22

What the hell was that? You're supposed to be funny.

wordgirl 0

Friday 12 March 2010 5:23

Perdix, to whom was that statement of yours intended? If it was to the OP, then what the heck? You're not the kind I would expect to be bigoted. *confused wordgirl awaits reply*

rachness 0

Friday 12 March 2010 7:27

wordgirl I like your pic. you just look so happy, and it made me happy =D

katmandont 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:17

Unfortunately, even family may be clueless. I used to be quiet and shy and introverted. When I started hanging out with some kids at school, my family thought I had joined some cult (like the moonies). I agree with #6. If you feel alright with yourself then ignore them. If their oppinions bother you, try including them in stuff you do and open up to them more. My mom and I learned a lot of things about each other once we started really talking to each other

KurouTenshi 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:25

thts when you turn it on your sibling and yell: "Way to clog the toilet, [insert name]!!" that will apparently **** their life. somehow.

PsychoMerk 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:25

I kinda have a monotone voice too :( but I force to be all squeaky and girly so people'll stop bothering me about being " depressed" -_- I just hate humanity.

katmandont 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:35

Hey, There are comedians (can't remember names, too much drugs) who make money building their jokes around stuff like that.

myamusu 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 21:16

Steven wright is one.

PsychoMerk 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 21:47

huh? o_o

phatdaddy 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:28

Bueller?

lGreenspanl 2

Friday 12 March 2010 0:30

^this

phatdaddy 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:31

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt; it was really quite hypnotic...

WeOH12 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:32

I hate ppl like that...They literally act like robots and they look dumb. Lmao...YOU DO NEED HELP!!!

zabava 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:41

OP: I doubt your that "deep", but do you know for sure whether you might be adopted? You problem might just be your family. Also, I would recommend Tarot cards over the psychic, just don't forget to go all in !!