Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 07:56 - United States

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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Great start

By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By all tweened out - 20/02/2015 20:00 - Canada

Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

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You can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 21/05/2021 18:01 - United States

Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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Thanks for the support!

By Anonymous - 10/07/2024 06:00 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I was asked if I realized how much of a failure I am compared to everyone else. Yeah, I'm 32, and I feel like a complete failure. Almost everyone around me is a success, money coming in, their own place, trips non stop, new cars, and all the fuss. The problem is that I was asked this by one of my parents. I'm really tired. FML

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You deserved it 139

By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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It's all too much

By twistedelegance - 19/07/2019 04:00

Today, I failed my driving test, and didn't get my great new job that a buddy helped me get. He got fired, and they won't hire me because he recommended me, regardless of how qualified for the job and how great the interview went. He called to tell me an hour before my driving test. FML

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Who's fault is that?

By junie b - 03/03/2022 22:00

Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML

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NickEd 11

Saturday 11 April 2015 19:48

what I learned in boating school is...

Shadowvoid 33

Saturday 11 April 2015 19:48

You must not be ready

Comments

Zombinosh77 11

Sunday 12 April 2015 0:10

I'm 38 and passed my test after 4 tries. Chin up, OP!

writerchic85 25

Sunday 12 April 2015 0:35

I failed mine three times because I can't parallel park

amileah13 26

Sunday 12 April 2015 1:10

Prove them wrong!

Sphericity 8

Sunday 12 April 2015 1:29

It's okay, OP. You'll do better next time! I know that if my state did parallel parking on its test, I never would've passed. Of course, it's biting me in the butt now that I live in a city where there is only street parking.

XxVictorBravoxX 4

Sunday 12 April 2015 2:50

Focus on the road. there is nothing but the road!!

gintwinsmoore 20

Sunday 12 April 2015 12:57

Well, there's ppl on the road and other miscellaneous objects too you know...don't mind them though.

sstahpp 33

Sunday 12 April 2015 3:42

HA if we don't pass it,we can just buy it. Be jealous.

Eyalsh 32

Sunday 12 April 2015 4:08

i may sound like a salty asshole now, i know. but there is a time when you should really stop trying. because, and don't take this personal, when someone who can't drive somehow does pass a test, i wouldn't trust them with a two ton steel machine on the public roads. i've lost people over stuff like this.