Love: Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry...

By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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You deserved it 3 252

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By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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You deserved it 3 427

That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 96

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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You deserved it 269

By rainonmyparade - 17/03/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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You deserved it 3 589

By gottalovefriends - 23/04/2012 04:04 - United States - Atkinson

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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You deserved it 4 910

By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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You deserved it 5 129

By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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You deserved it 793

Is this guy Hugh Hefner?

By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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You deserved it 118

By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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You deserved it 1 861

Luckster 0

Friday 4 December 2009 12:41

that's just....messed up...that makes your 'best friend' your step mom if the marriage actually happens.

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Friday 4 December 2009 13:15

So your dad's a perv and your friends a *****. Better to find out late than never :D FYL.

Comments

iangoodall311278 0

Friday 4 December 2009 14:54

Haha she'll be f'ing ur dad, I'd turn Les and go F'k her Mum, then you can sing "fkn ur mum I was fkn ur mum!"

drag224 0

Friday 4 December 2009 15:05

very messed up.

vynns 0

Friday 4 December 2009 15:06

Man, i never thought i wouldn't want to hear someone say "my (step)mom is my best friend" till i read this fml.

peroxideprincess 0

Friday 4 December 2009 15:27

Dude, that is just messed up...

warrenpeace 0

Friday 4 December 2009 15:29

Can you say "White Trash"?

fancypantsninja 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 1:39

EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fakkumairaifu 14

Friday 4 December 2009 15:36

Add my EWWWWWWW.

LeStab 4

Friday 4 December 2009 15:42

what the hell!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Lucky_Adi 0

Friday 4 December 2009 15:59

I see a future jerry springer show coming!

cutek94 0

Friday 4 December 2009 16:03

ewww omfg :/ yup i totally agree w/ you and everyone else FYL

perdix 29

Friday 4 December 2009 16:10

I can just think back to when your best friend told her parents she was sleeping over at your house, she was saying a lot. I hope you don't feel creepy because you fixed them up. Personally, I'm disturbed at the age difference -- he's too young for her! She should have held out for a nice man in, say, his mid-forties. ;) But that's just me.