Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my favorite band logo is no longer being...

By Cult - 30/03/2014 14:27 - United States - Glenside

Today, I found out that my favorite band logo is no longer being used by said band because of copyright issues. I have this logo tattooed on my body. FML

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By branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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By bananamuffin - 30/03/2012 19:13 - United States

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By popemichael - 19/06/2009 22:48 - United States

Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML

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By PeeLeg - 11/03/2013 07:43

Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML

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Great idea

By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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By scaredinnyc - 14/11/2012 01:03 - United States - Trenton

Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML

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By twnty1 - 31/05/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML

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chocolatefrog28 29

Sunday 30 March 2014 18:47

But now you have a permanent part of their history, and it doesn't decrease your appreciation for the band. It's not that bad.

dachayke 16

Sunday 30 March 2014 19:19

26, at least you tried.

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nattlecakes 19

Tuesday 1 April 2014 22:55

Well now you can say you've been a hardcore fan since to good ol' days :)

Ronin420 4

Tuesday 1 April 2014 23:14

How do you think the members of Bayside feel? They all have that tattoo. Doesn't take away the meaning of the tattoo and why you got it

leachnoah1 6

Wednesday 2 April 2014 0:30

idiot

EliceCarlin 8

Wednesday 2 April 2014 6:18

Just say you knew them before they were cool

ekwinoks 5

Wednesday 2 April 2014 9:06

Lol what band was it?

coreymott458 1

Thursday 3 April 2014 4:22

I heard about that still part of their history and the album still kicks ass

thejanamonster 8

Thursday 3 April 2014 4:33

It was an April Fools joke, everyone!

CaitlinCort 1

Monday 7 April 2014 17:44

Bayside? they already announced it was an April Fools Day joke.

goodwithoutgods 20

Saturday 26 April 2014 22:45

It's still cool, it's not like they're going to start denying that they ever used that logo.

GalaxyShots 21

Tuesday 24 June 2014 20:12

Just get it covered up by another tattoo. No biggie (:

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Today, my parents were watching videos of police officers dealing with stubborn suspects. I overheard my mom saying, "It's like a Christian trying to argue with an atheist about God" and my dad agreed. Good to know that they're still as intolerant as ever, and it will never be safe for me to come out as an atheist. FML

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