Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was...

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 767

You deserved it 3 210

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By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 018

You deserved it 8 071

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 968

You deserved it 5 995

Great friends

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 04:00

Today, I announced to my friends that I'd proposed to my girlfriend and she'd said yes. I thought they'd be happy for me, since they were the ones who introduced me to her after all. Instead, they all were flabbergasted. One told me, "You realize we set you up with that fat chick as a joke, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 007

You deserved it 176

By LesboLover - 26/06/2019 02:30

Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 921

You deserved it 273

Identity politics

By Anonymous - 21/04/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 963

You deserved it 166

What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 549

You deserved it 4 104

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 978

You deserved it 5 194

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By Singlelady - 21/09/2016 19:16 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 863

You deserved it 1 165

By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 703

You deserved it 4 761

By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 831

You deserved it 7 460

vexion 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 17:47

Fake. No one lives in North Dakota.

capthavoc123 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 17:35

I voted in your favor on this one, but then I thought about something. In the three years you knew these people, you never once told them that this girl was your girlfriend? Because that's the only way they could still think you were gay. So I guess you kind of half deserve it.

Comments

Starfire22 5

Thursday 3 December 2009 19:33

O poo I'm not even on the expandable list... O well at least I got molest.. Er.. A hug...

Starfire22 5

Thursday 3 December 2009 19:42

Yay! Haha I've got that "movin on up" song from the jeffersons in my head now...

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 3 December 2009 19:52

I am very displeased with Robin now.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 3 December 2009 19:54

May I ask why you are displeased/aroused with me?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 3 December 2009 19:59

Babbys are full of protein and omega-3 acids that your brain needs to surv... um... OH NO! NOT AGAIN!! (starts foaming at the mouth) BRAAAAAAAINNNNSSSSS! (wipes the foam from his mouth and straightens his tie) Sorry about that. What was I talking about again?

expen_dable 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:46

so this is what the fat weird girls from high school who randomly wore cat costumes to school do in their spare time...

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:55

And I guess commenting on it is what the insecure-about-their-weight, annoying person does in their spare time too. At least we're having fun.

Kittyy_fml 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 21:03

I read every single one of those comments, and my mind is blown....bravo. *tips imaginary hat in respect to awesomeness*

Starfire22 5

Thursday 3 December 2009 21:12

I guess ex_pandable is mad that they weren't in on our "hug"...

flying_vegan 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 21:20

expen_dable can suck my expendaballs. I'm neither fat nor a girl, and whilst I did wear a cat costume to school one day, I was six and it was for charity. I was one bad arse cat though...