By manutdlol - 13/12/2009 06:15 - Malaysia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 492
You deserved it 6 492
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semmita 0

Girls grow armpit hair too. Take a spoonful of concrete and harden the **** up.

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RPGod 0

Today, I found out that girls have hair on their bodies! This is not like **** at all! AAAAAHHHHHH! FML! Grow Up.

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youfools 0

Good to see most people realize it's natural for women to have hair. As for those of you who think it's disgusting: I suppose you think it's fine that women have to torture themselves with waxing/shaving/plucking/electrolysis while guys are too lazy to even shave their faces everyday? In any case, it is good for people- both guys and girls- to clean up. More sanitary.

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RatIsKing 0

she must be French FYL that's just weird

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catatonicsleep 17

whatever you do don't by her razors for christmas, they will get thrown at your head, following a hard slap

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Elksy 0

Women hit puberty sooner, which usually means armpit hair sooner. It's not uncommon for men to not even start growing it until 18, so of course she'll have a head start on you.

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terriibabiiix23 0

thats NASTY. next time, tell her to shave because armpit hair on a girl is NOT very attractive, at all.

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katheriine_fml 0

Go suck a ball. if females want to have arm hair, why can't they? Who says we can't? it's not against the law. Males are just so hung up in their world, females must have this, must have that. Get a life.

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I_Own_Ubers 0

@36 you made my day, @26 wateva, I'm a guy and I pluck my eyebrows because I have a mono, I have plenty of female friends that have no armpit hair, which I know for a fact takes all of 10 seconds because somebody dared me to do it, also ironically the only female I have ever seen with excessive underarm hair was my French teacher, and it's not pretty, major turn off, and don't start goin off about how childish and immature I'm being either

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_awwhellnaw_ 45

Wooptie ****** doo! You shaved your armpit once! I wax my armpits and let me tell you something, buddy, that shit hurts. Also, my hair is stubborn. It takes me a few ****** times to rip that shit out. We don't do this once a year or something. oh no. This is every few weeks we have to be plucked and waxed again so society doesn't bitch us out. Go **** yourself. Its natural for everyone to have hair and everyone has a choice of if they want to get rid of it or not. No-one cares what turns you on/off so stop being a dick.

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oddones 0

Wow, maybe you should dump her so she can find a boyfriend who doesn't cry about petty things like this.

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anjyu22 0

On the other hand, I envy you. Life must be pretty good if you find this a submission-worthy FML. But since you obviously came here looking for sympathy and advice, I will reccommend these options: 1. Dump her and cry about it like the weiner you are. 2. Ask her to shave, but accept her either way because you like her as a person. Or, my personal favorite in situations like these: 3. Grow the **** up and get over it.

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