By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
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hummingbug 2

wow. pretty much everyone who has posted any comments on here are jerks. you're talking about a REAL PERSON. i'll agree she's psychotic sounding but who the hell are any of you to say "dump her!" or "lets make her prove her depression!" obviously if she carved her last bf's name in her arm she has attachment issues and is overly emotional and needs help. you all need to quit being so insensitive. OP: you need to break it off with her but you should also definitely at least invest in setting up someone that she can attach herself to afterwards who is TRAINED to handle these situations. don't stay because you feel obligated, you deserve true love but don't be cruel either or you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life, guaranteed. i don't care what people say otherwise, you will never be rid of her memory if you do it cruelly.

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Invasion976 6

Wrong sir, there are some people who end up following through with their threats after the break up.

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Reynard12 0

Obviously she doesn't kill herself every time she gets dumped if she's carved a list of the offending parties.

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dphilipson12 0

that's a good thing actually. you can make her do virtually ANYTHING and just threaten to leave her if she doesn't wanna do what you ask of her. she won't wanna die because that means losing you. I'd say you're in a GOLDEN situation. unless she's homicidal too lol.

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fatman1970 25

You don't know how lucky you are. I would love a girl that crazy/possesive of me!

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voice_of_reasonx 0

I'm pro-suicide. Natural selection.

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MrJoynes 0

Dump her, and say "Do it, you won't do it."

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omg_thats_funny 0

ew creepy. you should call a hotline for that or something.

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anmut 0

Maybe you should talk to her parents...

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youthink_fml 0

One week? Break up with her now. It's never going to be easier.

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Dalala 0

What's with the chick giving real advice about this in 'Dear Abby' answer format? If someone posts something on FML I doubt that they are looking for real advice, it's pretty much just for shock value.

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