Love: Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal...

By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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hummingbug 2

Monday 8 February 2010 2:03

wow. pretty much everyone who has posted any comments on here are jerks. you're talking about a REAL PERSON. i'll agree she's psychotic sounding but who the hell are any of you to say "dump her!" or "lets make her prove her depression!" obviously if she carved her last bf's name in her arm she has attachment issues and is overly emotional and needs help. you all need to quit being so insensitive. OP: you need to break it off with her but you should also definitely at least invest in setting up someone that she can attach herself to afterwards who is TRAINED to handle these situations. don't stay because you feel obligated, you deserve true love but don't be cruel either or you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life, guaranteed. i don't care what people say otherwise, you will never be rid of her memory if you do it cruelly.

Invasion976 6

Thursday 29 September 2011 3:57

Wrong sir, there are some people who end up following through with their threats after the break up.

Comments

maddiesonnn 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:54

if u leave her, how many ppl will blame u for her death?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 1 November 2014 18:54

Chances are she wouldn't really kill herself. She's just trying to manipulate OP.

mckkayua 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:02

get her help!!!

JF4509 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:07

leave her anyway, it'd be her fault for being stupid to even suicide and go to hell

JF4509 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:10

idk if my other comment sent so i'll say it again O: op, you should leave her anyways cause it'd be her fault for being stupid enough to suicide and go to hell for it..

pluralbusted 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:15

what has emo done to our youth!

WhoDatNation96 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:15

Leave her as soon as possible, if she wants to kill herself then eigther help her or forget about it. if she kills herself then she's going to Hell anyway

bbrenn 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:41

suicide isn't stupid ice never seen a bigger collection of ignorant insensitive dicks in my life thanks FML

paperboat_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:23

Make her hate you and say tjat you two need couples counseling or whatever then rat her out on her threats until she confesses that it's all bullshit or she gets help and you're free! Bulletproof plan.

sum1savemeh 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:29

**** you all. all of you make assumptions about things. my best friend wanted to kill himself and made threats like this. guess what? he had the ******* balls to do it. so just because you might think they just say stuff to say it, grow the hell up.