By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 226
You deserved it 7 900

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Good on your teacher for not feeling an obligation to break the rules because he's dating your mum. Maybe you should ask for help if you're failing.

FYL for wanting to rely on your mom for your grades.

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Peacemaker9 7

and then at some point in class the teacher tells op that the mom needs to do better.

sourgirl101 28

Geometry rules! Who wants to get their ass kicked in a friendly game of pool?

TNB_xACiDiC 0

ill kick your pass at pool:) i was the champion at the national boys & girls club in Atlanta:D im from Cali

sourgirl101 28

Damn why do you have to be sooo far? You look like a pool shark too.(: Sex is like math: Add the bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray to God you don't Multiply! ^Remember this saying? Who wouldn't love math after this? Can you tell I love math? Numbers- always in my head!!!!

For all of you who don't understand the word "maths" look at where he is from. That is how they say it over there. I believe we're the only country that say "math".

FYLDeep 25

Take your mother's example. Maybe if you were seeing your math teacher he could help you develop your math skills too. What? You interrupted it differently? Well screw you.

TNB_xACiDiC 0

Congradulations you can count to three lol:)

adorkable_spazz 0

heh heh why don't you just study? your math teacher is fair. ydi.

TNB_xACiDiC 0

Haha YDI!!! you should be paying attention to the math, not about your mom getting rammed by your teacher & making his own formula of pie everywhere lol;)

TNB_xACiDiC 0

lol sorry im not usually dirty but i just had to say it:) haha

maybe because you called it maths. it's MATH. LOSER.

You're a fail. In the UK, it's maths. 'Math' and 'maths' are both correct. :p

*Sigh* ... and here come the foolishly smug wannabe Grammar Nazis. For everyone who has not read the many replies above: "Maths" and "math" are both correct. "Maths" is used in most of the English-speaking world, just not in the USA (and maybe Canada? I've heard Canadians use both). The proper term is disputed, because it's one of those tricky singular and plural nouns, depending on context. So no one can definitely decide if the "s" should remain or be abbreviated away.

^This, basically. I have no problems with people using 'math', but 'maths' is correct too.