Annoying, Relatable, Mother in law and Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled,... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out my mom booked me a flight to stay with relatives who I don't like, and who don't like me. I leave in two days, and don't return until the day before school starts. FML

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Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML

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By BleedingEarsHungryStomach - 31/12/2022 00:00

Today, my flight home was delayed, then cancelled. I've been hiding in the bathroom for almost an hour, just to get a break from my mom's endless stream of celebrity gossip and every other thought that comes into her head, all while she cooks delicious food that I can no longer eat due to severe allergies. FML

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By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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By tiredmomma - 21/07/2016 21:30 - United States - Boston

Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2019 22:14

Today, my mother-in-law told me to "just wait" until she gets home from her trip, because apparently, taking a vacation with her partner is more important than the birth of her first grandchild. Contractions started a few hours ago. Part of me hopes she misses it. FML

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By mymomsstupid - 29/06/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

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You deserved it 3 741

By photonut13 - 15/07/2010 10:52 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

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You deserved it 3 010

By stk - 19/12/2016 12:56 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up at 3am to catch my flight back home, only to realize that my flight was pushed back 14 hours. FML

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You deserved it 501

You're next

By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 01:00 - United States - West Valley City

Today, after I sent my daughter to her best friend's house for a week, who lives three hours away, her friend's mom got really sick half way through. My daughter came home early because the mom was too sick. Now my daughter isn't feeling well and I just found the mom has the flu. FML

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You deserved it 118

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Top comments

Selena_is_back 7

Tuesday 28 December 2010 12:03

Looks like you're in deep shit...

Sheilatakeabow 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 12:24

Just suck it up and avoid complaining to your partner, because complaining to them about their own family is just bloody stupid.

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eftup 9

Tuesday 28 December 2010 15:36

good luck

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 28 December 2010 15:39

My in-laws are in town and got stuck for at least 3 more days too. You don't hear me crying about it. Man the **** up and shut the **** up. These are your wife's parents, so deal with it. ******* whiny goddamn bitch.

perdix 29

Tuesday 28 December 2010 15:51

That shit never happens to the MILFs (or more precisely, the MILILFs). The extended stays only happen to the old hags (that your wife will soon resemble -- yay!) that criticize you and go on and on about how much better the other guys her daughter used to date are compared to you. Just put her ass on a bus from CA to Texas and let here fly home from here. By the time the bus gets here, the Northeast will be ready for flights.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 28 December 2010 15:56

Suck it up. She might be a real beast, yes, but you married her daughter...So you have to deal with her.

Ninjafriends 1

Tuesday 28 December 2010 18:17

She's probably a nice old lady, and you're a worthless bum.

FerrariCake 2

Tuesday 28 December 2010 18:24

I have two words for you: Greyhound and Amtrak

skyttlz 32

Wednesday 29 December 2010 0:50

That actually made me lol. Especially the mental image of an annoying mother in law on a greyhound and train

tenniscrazy2 6

Tuesday 28 December 2010 21:11

Ahhh, the infamous in-laws... You should trick her into walking out of the house, and as soon as she walks out, lock the door and don't let her back in :-D

lpalin19 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:57

I agree

lover_of_life 8

Wednesday 29 December 2010 4:20

Mother Nature can be a bitch sometimes. The amount of snow in the East Coast is supposed to be crazy. Hopefully she gets a flight by Friday.

lordsofacid 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 5:59

Damn

skimonkey96 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 6:13

haha the bilzzard right???

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