Annoying, Relatable, Mother in law and Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled,... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out my mom booked me a flight to stay with relatives who I don't like, and who don't like me. I leave in two days, and don't return until the day before school starts. FML

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By momma6126 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML

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By BleedingEarsHungryStomach - 31/12/2022 00:00

Today, my flight home was delayed, then cancelled. I've been hiding in the bathroom for almost an hour, just to get a break from my mom's endless stream of celebrity gossip and every other thought that comes into her head, all while she cooks delicious food that I can no longer eat due to severe allergies. FML

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By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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By tiredmomma - 21/07/2016 21:30 - United States - Boston

Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2019 22:14

Today, my mother-in-law told me to "just wait" until she gets home from her trip, because apparently, taking a vacation with her partner is more important than the birth of her first grandchild. Contractions started a few hours ago. Part of me hopes she misses it. FML

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By mymomsstupid - 29/06/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

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By photonut13 - 15/07/2010 10:52 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

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By stk - 19/12/2016 12:56 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up at 3am to catch my flight back home, only to realize that my flight was pushed back 14 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 01:00 - United States - West Valley City

Today, after I sent my daughter to her best friend's house for a week, who lives three hours away, her friend's mom got really sick half way through. My daughter came home early because the mom was too sick. Now my daughter isn't feeling well and I just found the mom has the flu. FML

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Top comments

Selena_is_back 7

Tuesday 28 December 2010 12:03

Looks like you're in deep shit...

Sheilatakeabow 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 12:24

Just suck it up and avoid complaining to your partner, because complaining to them about their own family is just bloody stupid.

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Texass2224 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 6:40

how is this an Fml? do you guys not get along or something or are you just being rude!

DRush_fml 12

Wednesday 29 December 2010 7:07

I'm guessing she's a bitch???

Jrich2286_fml 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 7:18

Kill Her(: Haha Just Kiddinq..I Guess deal With it

TheNoodle27 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 2:00

Fedex all the way! Just find a huge box and put her in there :D

hcovballer247 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 8:30

Yayy! :D

zackkmann21 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 10:21

is she that bad? it's only 3days.

lpalin19 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:45

I will cry if my mother in laws flight gets delayed. I'm so ready to get rid of her.... what kind of husband invites his disabled mommy to stay with u for 4 months the week before u have ur baby???!

blondeandhot 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 7:13

Accidently lock her out of the house and pretend not to hear her when she knocks and as for your wife convince her that her mom got onto another flight and it's kids that are constantly ding-dong ditching your house

hpdrew15 9

Wednesday 3 April 2013 20:46

I know how you feel, my husbands parents are awful!!!

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