By noosher0990 - 18/02/2010 00:30

Spicy
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5

So work on that sex life of yours, and maybe invest in some better drapes.

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whitesoxsean 0

you deserve it for having bad grammar

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skyeyez9 24

Why do people complain about neighbors seeing them have sex? If you take 20 seconds to shut your blinds and drapes, this wouldn't happen.

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cantfightfate 0

I agree! everyones always insulting snickerdoodle. very entertaining!

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perdix 29

Maybe you should scream out your neighbor's name instead of your husband's while you ate in the throes of (fake) passion. That would intensify his ****** so much he'd make sammiches for both you and your husband. Pro tip: Scrape off the mayonnaise before eating;)

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Asstazztic 8

No **** it just let him watch because that's probably the closest the poor guy is gonna get to getting layed lol

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pink_shades 0

haha, **** the neighbor!!!

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allmidnighteyes 10

"Today, my husband doesn't satisfy me in bed. FML" THEN ******* TELL HIM. Communication is KEY in any relationship, ESPECIALLY a marriage. If he doesn't please you sexually, then let him know instead of faking it. If both of you aren't open with what you want sexually, it's just gonna keep going downhill from this point.

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hotpinkdiamond 0

that's ******* creepy

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efyurlifeLol 0

well btw that's ur fault for leaving the drapes open dumbass plus next time yuh catch him be like " HEY theese shows aren't free gimmie my money" if ur nabour doesn't give yuh da money then it's a fml

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