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By Just_Me_88 - 18/08/2012 05:09 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
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Just_Me_88 8

Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.

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lenamartinovic 13

How old is your husband? 0_o You should dump him. FYL, OP

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yourmom314159 3

Ewwy :P what a douche

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Leslier_fml 4

What a douche bag, and what a little *****!

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SooperSuper 2

I hope you divorce him and send that mother ****** to jail.

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liv_graham 7

Wow. What an ass. He can go to jail for having sex with a minor.

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motoxraceman2345 1

What part of Oregon? I'll whip his ass for you.

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brandoneyez1 25

Unfortunately OP depending where you live it may not result in legal action because some states recognize consent at 16... Not to say that's an excuse, but he definitely cheated and you have major decisions on your hands. Those decisions effect both children who are innocent. Good luck.

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