what's that going to do?

What's her mom going to do about it?

Sorry. Didn't see your comment.

Her mother can explain why grandpa is suck a dick, perhaps.

59- *such. The only reason I bothered to correct that is because I didn't want people getting the wrong idea when they read your comment.

saying someone is a suck a dick sounds freakin hilarious

My autocorrect has a mind of its own...

Maybe you wrote that using an iPad? I don't believe it was auto-correct, afterall you're named " TourettesGuyFTW"

this reminds me of the line in step brothers "As soon as she is of age I'm putting her in a home"

I'd be jealous of a giant math book, think of all the toilet paper and fire-starters!

And origami! And paper hats!

owww, book paper as TP?? that's gonna leave a mark

Lots of mean grandfathers on FML today, huh!

Well I guess we know who the favorite is now...

What kind of screwed up grandpa is that? she doesn't deserve an ipad and she has done nothing to derserve one. I would have flipped out right at that moment. Who the hell gives someone a math book for a present anyway?

do*.

75, actually, the mistake was that ElivlPotato forgot a comma after family and too.

After family and siblings*.

111- Actually, the way the sentence was constructed, the mistake was having the word "the" before worse.

^By that, I meant 8 should have removed the. I wasn't trying to say it should be after worse, as opposed to before.

First world problems

Well macbooks and their other computers are still just a bunch of overpriced crap (tons of laptops with more processing power and specs for lower prices) and android ice cream sandwich phones def. rivals the iPhone. The iPad is hard to match though.

Well at least you have a computer... Be thankful for what you have because there are some people in the world who don't have anything, let alone an hp computer which are pretty nice. Just be thankful is all I'm saying!

White girl problems #9...

I prefer my Hp Envy 15 laptop over any over-priced macbook pro. Also the S3 beats the iphone in my opinion. The ipad can't be beat I guess.

My parents gave my nine year old brother the iPhone 4S. They won't let me have a phone. I'm sixteen and known as the responsible one of the family.

HP laptop not so bad.

Theres an app...for all of that

15 - shit really??

Technology is moving too fast for me

26- Too bad you couldnt hear the sarcasm unless you were sarcastic yourself then in that case disregard this response

Doc makes good point. Should've used pages from book to make a paper plane, in front of him, fly it into his face, then make an origami middle finger salute for him.

If its a Giant math book, as OP said, OP can sell it since they can be pretty Expensive sometimes and buy himself an Ipad with that money.

Let's say, god forbid, you get into some mortal combat death match with your sister one day (I'm thinking Step-Brothers style). Your grandfather gave you the upper hand. I'm sure that math book is much heavier than the iPad.

Shit! The iPad has a paper airplane making app?! God damn I need to get me one of those!

43 - ya I was being sarcastic lol I guess noone caught onto that

No, we caught onto it. It's pretty obvious. It just was funny...at all...

What? Why?

Because getting someone a book as oppose to the sibling getting an iPad is a crime punishable by death in 37 countries, 100.

Why talk to her parents? OP's grandpa can do whatever he wants with his money and no one can do anything about it. Ofcourse it was unfair but I highly doubt talking to her parents is going to help. FYL OP

No, then his sister would get a private jet according to his family's logic

Well HAPPY BIRTHDAY to both of you!! :)

Why thank you! It's been a wonderful day.

Happy birthday! (:

Happy bitchday to you!

And you're spending your special day on FML...?

A lot of august birthdays here! Usually I'm the only one...

Did you get a math book too?

CEASE to exist.

Thank you, 42. *Cease. My bad.