By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 04:16 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I found out that my obese son, who is on a health-mandated diet and exercise plan, gorges on junk food whenever he has the chance. His logic? "It won't make you fatter if you crap it out." FML
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MEAT_CURTAINS 5

That's what I tell myself too 'Oh no my jeans don't fit' 'Oh it's ok i just haven't had a shit today'

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liaRawr 9

Some people can clean cut slowly get him onto the healthier way

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naiveprophet 15

Really?! So how'd he get so fat to begin with?

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moosepilemini 6

It's your fault that he is fat, you did not limit his intake of food. You did also not make him get more exercise. Blame your self.

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MrBoredomioo 18

No wonder I'm so fat, I've had some bad constipation! Thanks kid!

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Baller_Bob 17

It's sounds like that was God's plan too. To crap him out

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katyviper 22

Clear out all of the junk food in the house, and keep it all away. He can't eat what isn't there.

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mastatheif 8

let your sack of shit son die, or take away everything he loves and give it back when he weighs less

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