By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 04:16 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I found out that my obese son, who is on a health-mandated diet and exercise plan, gorges on junk food whenever he has the chance. His logic? "It won't make you fatter if you crap it out." FML
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MEAT_CURTAINS 5

That's what I tell myself too 'Oh no my jeans don't fit' 'Oh it's ok i just haven't had a shit today'

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NodakN8V 25

Kind of like "if no one sees you eat it, it doesn't count." Seems logical.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Your son has a ****** up logic.

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splitintwo 6

Some people are always sick but don't gain weight until puberty or extreme stress times. Hormones play a huge role. I say send him to fat camp

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eternal_malaise 10

OP, expain to your son that his theory is true only if he leaves the wrappers and packaging on and swallows it whole.

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rflurry94 6

That's the same logic I had when I was in the second grade. Congrats your son has the mentality of an 8-year old.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Maybe he IS an 8 year old. It doesn't say his age.

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timotay 4

Lock him in a room with nothing but a consistent supply of water, fruits, and veggies. Maybe also give him a jigsaw puzzle or a book of word searches so his mind will also be healthy. Yea, that should do the trick.

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monnanon 13

you do need a bit of everything in your diet. that includes fat. i do think something drastic needs done though.

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