By bxilee - 28/02/2016 02:48 - United States - Corona

Today, I found out that my parents got married on their second date because they were mildly intoxicated, bored and wanted something to do. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 097
You deserved it 1 653

bxilee tells us more.

bxilee 16

I should've included this somewhere in the FML, but my parents ended up getting a divorce when I was about 4 because the relationship was very unhealthy and my father had a lot going on at the time.

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Top comments

Thoricsteam20 24

If their marriage is healthy, does it really matter?

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sydnvy 15

at least they were happy enough to stay together through the marriage

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Comments

bxilee 16

I should've included this somewhere in the FML, but my parents ended up getting a divorce when I was about 4 because the relationship was very unhealthy and my father had a lot going on at the time.

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jsrf 8

Ok now that makes sense on why this is an fml

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bxilee 16

#59 no, but my dad tried because he still loves her.. my mom didn't want to get back with him because he treated her poorly when they were together

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ccastillo7 11

But marriage is a religious, sacred thing that the Gays would desecrate and God wouldn't approve of.

tarlax 11

Pretty rich coming from someone who can't recognize a blatant, albeit crappy joke.

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EnJey0 19

Are you saying you are homophobic? Because Jesus did say "Love thy neighbor" he did not set any conditions on that

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Qcorchado 7

wow remove the stick out your asses this is in reference to another fml sheesh

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ChiefKoala 30

This comment crashed faster than the hudson plane. Joking or not, you probably shouldn't say it here because you will get your ass torn a new by the people that view these FMLs.

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ChiefKoala 30

Also, i want to say that Yes I know this person is most likely referencing the FML about the woman's sister being married three times in the last seven years

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pandalover69 26

I get that you're joking but what does gay marriage even have to do with this fml?

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eyepuppy 31

@69. He is planning on the thought people have that gays should not be allowed to marry because it would digrace God, yet they married on a whim and got divorced shortly after. He was laying the sarcasm on thicker than the butter on a good southern biscuit. Lighten up, people.

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NotchaHue 8

It sounds like Ross and Rachel from FRIENDS, which makes you Emma

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tigerisabelle 31

"It's a beautiful night, We're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you. Is it the look in your eyes, Or is it this dancing juice? Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you." I think your parents inspired that song...

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thestoryofacaleb 14

We're just glad because they had enough time in there to make someone as beautiful as the OP.

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nominaski 25

As long as they're not having problems with their marriage, who the **** cares?

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laurelfire 15

Did you not read OP's multiple follow-ups? OP's parents had an unhealthy marriage and divorced when he was four.

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nominaski 25

51, no I did not at the time. I couldn't read the lot of the comments for some unknown reason. Now I can.

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Morning_fml 22

That's most likely how it went down since they were "mildly intoxicated".

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rt567 15

well hey they're still together so no FML. :)

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Mathias1188 7

Um, looking at the comments, at no point does op say his/her parents are together

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