Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my parents got married on their second...

By bxilee - 28/02/2016 02:48 - United States - Corona

Today, I found out that my parents got married on their second date because they were mildly intoxicated, bored and wanted something to do. FML

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bxilee 16

Sunday 28 February 2016 20:06

I should've included this somewhere in the FML, but my parents ended up getting a divorce when I was about 4 because the relationship was very unhealthy and my father had a lot going on at the time.

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Thoricsteam20 24

Sunday 28 February 2016 16:44

If their marriage is healthy, does it really matter?

sydnvy 15

Sunday 28 February 2016 16:44

at least they were happy enough to stay together through the marriage

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blissfully_me 16

Monday 29 February 2016 11:27

It's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you!

ftloosenfanzfree 7

Monday 29 February 2016 19:42

Mildly intoxicated? Or wildly intoxicated?

PinkGlitterBunny 8

Monday 29 February 2016 22:29

If they're still together that's pretty impressive.

Mistressclara 7

Tuesday 1 March 2016 2:12

sounds like a Bruno mars song

darlinguwillbok 7

Tuesday 1 March 2016 5:22

Sounds like Bruno Mars' "I think I wanna marry you" is the story of their lives

BionicIce 9

Wednesday 2 March 2016 1:25

69 comments , oops. Well my mom had me at 16 but sorry this must really suck

mjtlb17 4

Friday 7 April 2017 11:04

How is that an fml for you?wouldnt that be something they would have fml'ed about?

shannon2348 14

Sunday 17 November 2019 22:51

So what? How does that have any affect on your life?

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