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You must work at Amy's baking company
Call Robert Irvine!
heretic parenting !!! for a child, going to a restaurant never should be a punishment. the owner of the restaurant should eat in is own restaurant at least every week, and have a bunch of good friends able to tell if it is good or not ( and why ). pizza is not a dish for a restaurant, it's for a pizzeria. " travers de porc a la vigneronne" is a dish for a restaurant , pork ribs in red wine sauce sound better in french.
Op- Welcome to D's and E's, may I take your order? Customer- Yes, I'd like 2 slease-burger crappy meals, a large order of your room looks like a pig sty fries and 2 fric-squirtees.
Oh, and 2 hot sludge mondays.
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Call Gordon Ramsay.
Culinary classes. Or alternatively you could leave leaflets with sensible parenting advice and the address of your restaurant all over town.