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By kalisa anteater - 09/06/2013 20:49 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
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michaelm1290 23

* cue a slew of MILF and Stacy's mom comments

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spazzychild 12

Pull the parents aside and tell them she's been off her meds for a while and to not take her seriously.

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UberNova 18

Talk to him and uninvite her, it isn't harsh, it is not going to help neither you nor her by going through with this.

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jer_36 10

you should call her an "annoying old ****." That should send the message.

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CheeseTron 15

Hmmm... Sounds like your mom is ******* stupid.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Hey now, mommas' gotta look sexy too. She just happened to pick the wrong occasion to strut her stuff.

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RedPillSucks 31

@25 Momma is ******* someone. Stupid might be too high class.

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IliekLoki 7

omg... "annoying old ****" I laughed too long at this :) haha

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michaelm1290 23

* cue a slew of MILF and Stacy's mom comments

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Pwn17 25

Yeah, why not let mommy arouse your boyfriend?

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emilyjgraham 34

This doesn't necessarily mean she's hot mind. She could be one of these mums that want to look young all the time so she dresses young!

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Lost_Ghost 8

We got a MILF!!!

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UberNova 18

You have a MILF? Well, can you give her my num-....

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Pwn17 25

MILF is a really overused joke/concept....

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RoboCunnilingus 23

No, #33. Breathing. Now THAT'S an overused concept.

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Pwn17 25

Sorry, but I made similar joke to 13 before noticing he made the same joke, so I panicked and quickly edited it to the first thing that came to mind.

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Bano360 25

It could be good for getting on the dad's side.

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ironichalibut 24

"parents".. I don't think her boyfriends mum would appreciate that too much..... Or her boyfriends double-daddy, I don't judge.

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emilyjgraham 34

Anyone think it's quite funny, OP has a boyfriend but is a prude, and her mum doesn't and she dresses like that??

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emilyjgraham 34

I just read what I said... I don't understand what I was saying. :/

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perdix 29

You want him to see what he'll be getting in about 25 years. If she looks hot in that get-up, let her go for it.

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spazzychild 12

Pull the parents aside and tell them she's been off her meds for a while and to not take her seriously.

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samabomination 19

Until she realizes that her boyfriend's dad has an awkward erection.

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interesting33 36

Nah that is so harsh. She is your mum. The lace dress possibly isn't appropriate but no need to make something up about meds.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I'm sorry you judge people on their clothing.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Your comment is completely ridiculous. So because OP's mom throws on a revealing outfit, it means she goes around handing her body out to any takers? Yes, wasn't the time or place for such an outfit but damn..she's a **** because of it?

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\ 28

In today's world, your mom actually has a point. You're still right though...

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sarah6786 14

That was a complete contradiction. What?

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jer_36 10

He means that as a society we have reached the point where morality is out the window and when others try to say something about it theres a quick out cry about "**** shaming"

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monnanon 13

**** walks are a protest against the "she deserved it because of the way she dresses" rapw defense not as an outcry against morality.

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threer 30

'She' You're a ******* twat.. You mean 'They' or 'He/she', RIGHT?

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