By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
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iRoc46n2 4

Does your boyfriend by chance have a sibling closer to her age? Maybe it would get her on a different course.

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EMTchic 14

Don't feel bad, my eight year old little sister is determined to make my fiancé hers . She has tracked him down at the mall among other places just to give him a hug and and when he is over she stays shoved up his ass . It's gotten to the point where he won't come over anymore, I either go to his house or we go to Starbucks or somewhere so we don't have to deal with her =P

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SquishFish 15

Hmmm maybe she watches you two together......

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asherm 15

I'm picturing a young Alacia Silverstone... Well if anyone else remembers that movie

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o76923 8

Unless your boyfriend is 8, I'm not too worried.

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kimg0885 23

Damn you'd better hope she still doesn't want him in ten years, by then she may have an actual chance.

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2RaRa25 6

Coincidentally, I just got done watching a mini-marathon of the show, Stalked, on ID on my netflix. Funny this should be the FML to appear just minutes after I finished my third episode. Also, nice script for a Lifetime movie. Seriously, though, if she doesn't grow out of this by a decent age, like early adolescence, I'd let her parents or your parents know she has stalker-like tendencies.

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braydin72 6

I think I already saw this movie. The kid was a psychopath.

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Spark_Slicker 19

I doubt you have to worry about her stealing him away, but I understand it's probably annoying nonetheless. Talk to her parents if things get really out of hand.

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