By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:13 - Ireland - Kilmacrennan

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML
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Mmkay1515 21

Seems like that guy just really hates you.

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PoopNuggetLeader 4

Best thing I can say is move to another location and find a trust worthy wife.

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rg350dx 29

..aaand poison his food.

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ama87 8

Take him out!... Hunting or deep sea fishing.

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mr_sarcastic416 29

take him out hunting.....with Dick Cheney

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Wizardo 33

Seems like you have an evil stalker that's intent on making your life hell... Spooky.

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Busybeth98 16

He must have a way with the ladies. Maybe you could ask him for advice.

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cieloalicia 16

Exactly. What an ill- thought out comment..

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JACKxRAWR 22

The only thing I'd need from him if I were OP would be help testing my new 12 gauge.

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Shmatterhorn 38

Advice on how to ruin a marriage? Good idea! (Not!)

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Busybeth98 16

No one seems to understand the blunt sarcasm here. No matter, though, I forgive you.

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KingCeltic77 18

You should be the one asking for forgiveness, not the other way around. Dumbass.

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svalaedgren 18

The marriage already was sort of ruined because of the fact that OP's wife cheated. Regardless who the person she cheated with was, it doesn't change the fact that she did cheat.

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timakinz 21

At least now you can seek refuge in the thought that your ex-wife somehow lost to your new wife :)

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cieloalicia 16

Go find him and solve that problem once and for all.

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xXSherikaXx 11

Wow man bad luck. Devorce her when you ready and find a partner that's loyal and to you tastes. Or embarrass your wife badly to make up for her cheating.

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ash2ash 3

So I read your comment, and the voice I said it in (in my head, of course), was Dustin Hoffman's Capt. Hook voice.

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perdix 29

Sounds like that guy has very high standards for the position of Wing Man. You should be honored that he trusts you to thoroughly check out the bitches before passing them to him.

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londoner86 13

F*ck my wife once - shame on you. F*ck my wife twice - shame on me. At least I think that's how the saying goes.....

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garrett1999o3 16

No No, it goes, F*ck my wife ounce-shame on you. F*ck my wife twice-"HERE COMES THE AX!"

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RedPillSucks 31

But what happens when he ***** a different wife once? This could go on indefinitely!

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drewflav 17

I'm surprised a Bible thumper hasn't come in and quoted anything to do with adultery in response to that comment...

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GrinchFu1 27

Dude... Get rid of this chick and then ask this guy what he'd charge to teach you what he's doing right and you are doing wrong!

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MrConcise 34

At first I thought of a suave enigmatic character stealing your women away. After a few seconds, a goofy older brother with no job or discernible charm came to mind. Pretty sure that it'd hurt more if the second one beat you out.

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