Love: Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:13 - Ireland - Kilmacrennan

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

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Mmkay1515 21

Monday 6 May 2013 23:32

Seems like that guy just really hates you.

PoopNuggetLeader 4

Monday 6 May 2013 23:32

Best thing I can say is move to another location and find a trust worthy wife.

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ebull30 3

Monday 6 May 2013 23:55

What you don't know about OP is both of his wives were Russian mail order brides. The guy who keeps stealing them is the only guy who speaks Russian in the rural part of Ohio he lives.... Makes sense now doesn't it

ileenefudge 29

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:22

No

senor_awesome 14

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:35

It would make some sense if OP actually was from Ohio instead of Ireland.

feelingold 18

Monday 6 May 2013 23:58

Wow ok that's the final straw...time to take this f*cker off your Christmas card list!

Crofty92 17

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:00

Chin up OP, find a decent woman who's not gonna leave you for this scum.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:01

Sounds like you got some asskicking to do.

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:01

It's simple, he ruined ur life twice, now, u ruin his, revenge is beautiful

mn_shr 22

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:06

Ouch

2757240 12

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:09

Step one: leave the girl before they both leave you for the same girl. Step two: find a third wife Step three: develop a drinking habit, a strong back hand and purchase a gun Step four: get a husky and enjoy life

2757240 12

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:18

The same guy**** reread reread post reread and edit damn it

CharresBarkrey 15

Tuesday 7 May 2013 6:49

Maybe try re-reading them a 5th time.

beachbum_101 16

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:11

there's many more fish in the sea brotha! Cheer up (:

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:12

Damn! Sounds like this guy enjoys screwing your women as some sort of sick sport.

CodeXana 9

Tuesday 7 May 2013 1:39

Thumbed down because women are not property.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 7 May 2013 2:17

She doesn't say women are property. She's making a supposition on what the other guy thinks. He may very well think of women as property.

jdime209 2

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:15

All bad. You don't need them anyways. They are cheaters and you'll find a better wife later.

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