By Allergic - 24/01/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
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You deserved it 3 456
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cradle6 13

That's...incredibly bitchy

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EmoGuysAreCute12 0

Learn How To Kiss Better ?? Just A Thought ..

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xkayxkayx 5

You're wife is awesome.

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bubo_fml 10

"Honey, I maybe allergic to peanuts, but later on, ya gonna get deez nuts!"

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PFiddy 0

Shes probably ugly, bc if she was hot itd be worth the kiss.

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topgearrules100 0

"deathly" allergic. I'm not sure how deathly, but I'm allergic to walnuts and if I ever consume one my throat will close. Unless you're kidding.

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asherm 15

That's f***d up! Next time she wants you to eat her, say "I'm allergic to fish"

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sassypenguinxox 15

I'm not quite sure why so many people said op deserved this...

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topgearrules100 0

Yeah I understand. I have a life threatening allergy to walnuts. My little brother has what you have.

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ilovespock 0

that's actually really sad

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kei1108 13

You don't think that a little hurtful or abusive? Therapy maybe? Don't let her walk all over you.

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