By markderanjer - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United Kingdom - Ealing

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML
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Screwie 25

I believe and predict that she will get aids - I don't even need to be a genius to know that. Oh, and she will end up single pretty soon too.

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spearmintllama 6

Stupid people behave stupidly. I hope the next girl you pick is a smart one.

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WinterBlue42 22

Two years later. . The world STILL hasn't ended. Look on the bright side though, I'm sure she has all sorts of parasitical goodies and STDs. FYL

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illuminarty 17

I think she just wanted an excuse to cheat on you

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HighasaCloud 46

Did you kill her on the 21st of December to make her beliefs come true?

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TheAspieDork 27

I don't know why, but I bet it's actually the other way around

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