By markderanjer - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United Kingdom - Ealing

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML
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Screwie 25

I believe and predict that she will get aids - I don't even need to be a genius to know that. Oh, and she will end up single pretty soon too.

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coolbrony12 3

She doesn't believe it obviously and it's just an excuse to cheat on you.

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CoDHater 9

It's not that bad to believe that we will all die on December 21st. But to cheat on you with other guys because of that belief is just stupidity. Dump her if you haven't already and find yourself a non-cheating woman. You deserve it

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caplox 6

Girlfriend? I hope you mean ex.

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clandel 1

She just doesn't like you bro

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ravenrandom 0

why are you even with her? you obviously do not respect her. find an intelligent girl. unless you are not smart enough for an intelligent girl.

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wubbazugg 5

Ditch the bitch. She's beyond recovery. And she's a ****.

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YogieGirl 3

The Mayan calendar (the one that predicts the end of the world) doesn't account for leap years. The world was suppossed to end already. Tell her that and enjoy seeing the look on her face when she realizes she was wrong this whole time. Sweet revenge.

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