By markderanjer - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United Kingdom - Ealing

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML
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Screwie 25

I believe and predict that she will get aids - I don't even need to be a genius to know that. Oh, and she will end up single pretty soon too.

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Avtzsc 3

Seems like someone was watching "Seeking a friend for the end of the world", and took it a bit literally

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CatPupsRule 0

What an idiot! Not you, her!!

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TcheQ 12

You should exploit this, OP, and offer to buy all her stuff for 10% of it's worth.

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jonsey974 3

Shouldn't this fml read "ex-girlfriend"?

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AnxietySlave 9

Please tell me this " Girlfriend " Turned into an EX-Girlfriend? If not, you're doing it wrong!

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noisebox 1

Sounds like you've been given a con story, by an opportunist, you know you should do the same and bang lots of other chicks and try out all those things you've always wanted to do like back door boogie!

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jayzyone 4

Oh well any excuse will do when somebody wants to screw around, mighty handy of those crafty Mayans to give your GF one centuries in advance.

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PunkySpunky78 15

Ok I had comment on this one. So what happened to it? I said I believe the world is going to end then but that is no right to go around cheating since cheating is one of the deadly sins

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