By Daivv - 28/01/2010 15:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that shouting 'arsehole' at a speeding car is not a good idea. Two chavs MIGHT just turn around, drive onto the pavement and push you into a bush. FML
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SpankyMcThrust 6

I hate Chavs. And I live in America for Christ's sake.

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lunargh 7

In the UK, we don't have gangsta, we have chavvy. Baseball caps, tracksuits, eyebrow piercings, shaven heads and a deep and pressing urge to tack 'innit blud?' (isn't that right, mate?) onto the end of every sentence.

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mps1969 8

Now I hate them and I don't even live there it sounds like what we call wiggers here .

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WorkThatButt 2

LoL, way to go OP, cus the cars were speeding, not going at normal speed :/ Once my mom and I were watering our lawn, suddenly a speeding lambo comes driving in our neighborhood, my mom threw a mini shovel at the car's windshield :)

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pedotroll 0

Arsehole? Just because you say it ****** up doesn't mean you have to spell it that way.

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Maxine17 8

This is how we spell it in England. And it's not ****** up, there is a culture outside of your own, knobber.

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FreeFall11 0

@ #28 Right, because an accent means the words are '****** up'. British people could say the same about you, and everyone I know says and writes it as 'arsehole'.

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pedotroll 0

you're pretty hot for a snobby english bitch. show us your ****.

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joshhh11 0

@31, your words are wasted on somebody ignorant like that :)

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Maxine17 8

Oh yeah Pedotroll, let me just whip them out after you insult us...(Y)

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repyourcliche 0

#28, three words for you - sucks to be, adding a fourth, you. the real world, mate... it's what some people live in. other cultures do exist, you may think america is the whole world, but it's not.

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pedotroll 0

nobody asked you. douche. now leave me alone. I'm busy jerking off, while imagining miss hot thing showing me her **** while reprimanding me in a pompous English accent. I may just finish off by sticking my finger in my "arse". yeah, that's the good stuff.

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Moore1 0

That's how we spell it arsehole. America isn't the only country you know.

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Maxine17 8

Oh for christ sake. Good thing I'm sat here in England really, then, isn't it?

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Ukjames1993 0

Arsehole is how you spell it in England. it's just that you Americans can't seem to spell some words so you change their spelling to make it easier for you.

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jimbeam1 0

@29 but umm Jews are good with money LOL show me a broke Jew and I'll take it back hahaha

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JohnByeBye 0

That came out wrong. LOL

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Postlude 1

I'm Jewish and I have $3.33 in my checking. Cool? Cool.

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Postlude 1

Ooooh I lied, I have $4.33! (I have nothing in Savings, no cash, or anything else either. I have to make it to work on E tomorrow so I can put gas in my car after I get paid. (: )

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pedotroll 0

just like a Jew to lie. first you lie about the "holocaust", now this.

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jamieboy11 0

lol nice ther u go way think with ur gut wut wer u doing tht for in the first place!

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