Health: Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie...

By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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auburnvans 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 9:35

Which movie?

r00b 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 11:34

Actually Dave, they used the word 'nauseous' correctly. You're the one who got them the wrong way round. Well done.

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haha103096 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:09

Was it Avatar?

shanster 3

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:13

I threw up while I was on a date watching Paranormal activity in theaters, luckily I could feel that I was about to vomit and I made it all the way to the bathroom. Unfortunately I didn't make it to the toilet and threw up all over the floor and sinks, then I snuck away back to the theater and stared at the wall for the rest of the movie . Sucks to be you man, Avatar didn't make me that nauseous, next time try to aim down, like on the floor or on yourself. Or at least run the **** away before anybody even realizes what happened.

kaikde 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:28

I didn't know people got punched in Canada..

xXDeadPoolXx 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:19

haven't you heard of hockey ydi

Frank155 5

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:52

Oh gosh, FYL

xnmartinx 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:00

Today, after arrivng late to a 3D movie, I got stuck in the second row, then the dumbass behind me decides to throw up all over my new jacket. My hand hurts from punching his stupid little face

tbone877 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:07

same exact thing happened to me at avatar - black eye that movie is wack

mrbutterz 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:25

well that sucks, but first, if your old enough to see that movie (assuming it was Avatar) then you should be old enough by now to know that you could possibly get sick. so why see it in 3-d ( assuming again) and why sit in the third row? and second, was there really no way to aim for the floor, your lap or anywhere other then the big guy infront of you? either way, it happened so FYL.

jorgmend 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:35

what movie was it?

Chunchunchun 3

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:41

If it was Avatar, I pity you.

containsnosoy 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:42

No, YDI. **** the guy in front of you's life. Are you not mature enough to realize when you're about to get sick? I mean, if watching the movie is more important than choosing where you vomit than YDI. I hope it wasn't Avatar, because that's been out for so long that it's no longer a valid excuse for your actions.