Health: Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie...

By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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auburnvans 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 9:35

Which movie?

r00b 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 11:34

Actually Dave, they used the word 'nauseous' correctly. You're the one who got them the wrong way round. Well done.

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x805xUnknown 6

Sunday 24 January 2010 10:23

Well, maybe it was a bad ending anyway?! Idk..

lickmyjock 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 10:25

once again, couldn't u feel like u were getting sick? about to throw up?

harmony88 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 22:07

I always think this..... I don't know what projectile vomiting is because I've never experienced it myself... if I feel sick I head outside or to a bathroom (whichever is closer), and even then it's not messy... I must be lucky. ...but even so you would think one would at least have enough control to not puke all over someone else. Another thought.... if you're prone to motion sickness, there is usually a non-3D, non-IMAX option available to watch or take some medicine.

DynamicDave 11

Sunday 24 January 2010 10:46

YDI for not knowing the difference between "nauseous" and "nauseated." "Nauseated" = experiencing nausea. "Nauseous" = causing nausea. Although I guess both could apply here lol.

rossea 21

Sunday 12 April 2015 16:56

OP is right. If he/she wasnt then I'm sure FML staff would have corrected it by now.

r00b 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 11:34

Actually Dave, they used the word 'nauseous' correctly. You're the one who got them the wrong way round. Well done.

urcadox_fml 6

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:32

You're the most wrong here. What DynamicDave said used to be right but it's now correct to use nauseous when you mean "being sick" when you can guess by context what's the meaning here. Source : http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-nau1.htm (I'm french, btw ....)

jerkjerk 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:18

I think I will be a purist, and continue to use "nauseous" and "nauseated" with their original meanings, as according to the AP Stylebook. That article, however, is interesting, but cannot undo the love I have for classic English and its technicalities. Additionally, r00b is too dumb to live. Well done.

bloodhoundbambam 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 11:41

Well there's always the non-3D version…

Andyangels27 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 11:58

well the alien blue people beat the empirial more advanced American army using determination smarts and the power of love and righteousness

omgitsdomonique 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 13:23

win. lol

Person1233 12

Sunday 24 January 2010 13:23

Only in movies... lol.

xXDeadPoolXx 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:16

ha that's bullshit

captaintaco 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:46

people don't just get away with turning around and punching people in the face in a movie theater. YDI for making this up. If you didn't make it up that sucks but you probably should have reported that instead of thinking it would make a good fml. oh... and avatar ftw.

boatkicker 4

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:19

I got hit in a movie once, and the person got away with it..... except the person who hit me was 12. Apparently 12 year olds are allowed to hit you if you tell them to shut up so you can hear the movie. THey are also allowed to throw things at you, and kick your seat.

ctgirl12345 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 13:39

#1 why so you think that's made up. it is reasonable. but sooo whatvfor missing the end of the movie. that's not that big of a deal! hope you feel better!

Darrian 2

Sunday 24 January 2010 13:45

Assuming this is real, you're a ******* moron. It's not that goddamned hard to throw up on the floor. In fact you probably would have had to aim at him. YDI.

050294 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 13:56

No, YOU'RE the retard. Haven't you ever heard of projectile vomiting? You basicly SHOOT puke out.

nicktheninja222 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:40

Very true. One time I had a stomacheache, so my dad gave me some Maalox that just happened to be expired. I didn't even know I was going to puke. Thank God I was already in the bathroom, but jeez, you should have seen the puke splatter when it hit the closed toilet seat.