Health: Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie...

By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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auburnvans 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 9:35

Which movie?

r00b 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 11:34

Actually Dave, they used the word 'nauseous' correctly. You're the one who got them the wrong way round. Well done.

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HoesInaBox 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:06

next time just close your eyes o.o

ryanhanson21 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:10

the puke yes the burly dude hitting you? no funny story though

fishness 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 23:43

You know who else doesn't appreciate it when you vomit in the theater? The teenage kids who work there for minimum wage and have to clean up your puke. Thanks.

mybad01 0

Monday 25 January 2010 0:39

L.M.F.A.O

chickeneatndino 0

Monday 25 January 2010 1:51

I had to leave Avatar in 3D bc i got queezy too, but I just snuck into another sold out movie, I felt very bad ass...

coolplanes 0

Monday 25 January 2010 6:10

did 'ja see Avatar????

42billybob 5

Monday 25 January 2010 16:41

is it really that hard to hold it in for the fraction of a second it takes to pick a better spot to puke? i've personally NEVER been unable to find at the very least a garbage can before hurling so i find it really hard to sympathize.

lawlren 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:03

I agree completely.

shalizzz 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:55

We're talking motion sickness here....... in this situation, before puking one might get dizzy, experience blurred vision, numbing of the fingers and toes, hiperventilation and so on........ Not only that, but everything might happen out of the blue. Seriously, you can't actually blame the guy for not thinking on his feet that very moment. Personally, I once got so sick all of a sudden while riding shotgun that I actually opened the car door and tried to plunge out of the moving car....Luckily, I had my seatbelt on and that saved me. Yeah, that was stupid of me, but at that point, I just wanted to get on steady ground, no matter how I got there.

kelleyb323 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:59

let me guess.. Avatar!

lawlren 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:06

If you vomited on me during a movie, I would have beaten you into a coma. I also would have made you pay for my movie tickets and the amount of money the clothing you ruined cost.