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By monochromatic - 20/02/2010 03:13 - United States

Today, I found out that the 20% pay cut that the "management team" took at my job really only applied to... me. I also found out that my closest friend at work has been lying to me about it, and telling my boss everything I say. His pay was never cut. I guess it pays to be the boss's snitch. FML

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By Patrick - 29/10/2020 03:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Couva

Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML

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By xRyu - 09/10/2014 00:30 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out via a voicemail from my boss that my hours are being cut. He said, "They said I can't fire you, so you'll only be getting 20 hours a week. Starting today." Who'd they give my other 20 hours to? The one person that calls off sick almost daily and is never on time. FML

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By kellyem2 - 03/03/2016 18:21

Today, I found out that when my boss said she was considering bumping me up to full time, she actually meant she was planning on letting me go. Everyone in the office except me knew. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 18:02 - United States - Cody

Today, I found out I'm getting a pay cut, a week after I told my boss I need a raise or second job just to afford bills. I made the company 10k last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2016 12:24 - United States - Huron

Today, I found out that a coworker and I may get laid off soon, all because my boss's niece told him she can do both our jobs all by herself, and for less money. FML

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Sounds illegal

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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By Unemployed - 17/09/2015 07:14

Today, I found out that after three years of telling my boss our strategy wasn't going to work, that I was right - it didn't work. I also found out that because it didn't work, I lost my job. My boss still has his. FML

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How very dare you?

By FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper

Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

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By Stumanji - 29/12/2009 11:42 - United States

Today, I found out my reward for topping three of the four employee performance charts was a paycut. FML

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Saturday 20 February 2010 9:10

**** your boss, kill your friend, and soon you will start your path towards world domination :) It's only a matter of time before every person kneals at your feet, begging you to be merciful upon them. Soon, I SHALL RULE FML! I mean, YOU SHALL RULE THE WORLD!

majones 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:03

sleep with him

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Ankhurth 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 11:26

you say "FYL", not "sucks to be you". snicker got ank'd! lol

hawkie409 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 11:31

Perdix, Snickerdoodles, and mermaid... I LOVE YOU! I want to be you....*twichtwich*

erjaguam 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 11:59

1. move to another city or town 2. find a new job asap 3. make more friends you don't need bullshit. you only live once.

andruha1123 5

Saturday 20 February 2010 12:40

your other picture was hotter ;)

ratmule 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 12:47

beat that rat. unjust does not even begin to describe what a wanker the snitch is.

gingersnapper 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:50

YDI for thinking your co-workers are your *friends* and not wage-slaves that would cut your throat for personal gain.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Saturday 20 February 2010 17:38

I agree. Sorry, OP. FYL. Next time don't make "friends" at work. Make friends outside of your work life.

blastvortex 3

Saturday 20 February 2010 18:00

If you don't want to take a chance on having friends that betray you, then don't make friends. If you don't want to get in snitched on, then don't do anything that can get snitched on. Last but not least, if you don't want to work at a job where you have to put up with all of the above, then you don't necessarily have to work it. YDI.