By VahnSeiro - 20/02/2010 06:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of two years called me, drunk, telling me how much anal sex hurts with some other guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 513
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Astraea 0

definitely an fml, i can imagine how you feel right now. **** that bitch with a huge dry stick in the butt then dump her!!

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mponce12 0

what a dirty little bitch

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zuuzuu_fml 0

how's that ur fml?? I beleive her life fuked!!

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RustyGuns 0

You should phone her tonight and tell her the same.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

28, you might be right but I believe - I hope - zuuzuu is joking. I have no excuse for the spelling and typing issues. OP, was it a voicemail because there's only one thing to do with that... BTW, was she actually doing the deed when she called? That takes some concentration. At least she was thinking of you!

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MetroidSlayer01 8

@13, your retarded

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reyemrein 0

idk 13 has a point... more accuratly, only in the states between Texas and South Carolina

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theian01 3

LOL @RustyGuns Great idea! Too bad she'd start a rumor that your gay... Oh well, rumors can be delt with.

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htownlove 0

#13 you are retarded if you think that kind of stuff happens only in Texas Texas rocks! Houston, Texas a.k.a H-town is the best city ever!!!

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vexxcis 0

I believe you mean ******? It is not that hard to use promer grammer.

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vexxcis 0

I believe I may have to take spell check off my iPod it's proper not promer. Stupid iPod.

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iWingers 0

@57 Don't preach to people about spelling and grammatical errors. Sure, you explained the 'promer' incident, but it's grammar, not grammer. There's nothing worse than misspelling grammar when trying to make a point about grammatical punctuation.

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seeimdee 0

zomg the zuuzuu bomb is ******* back! get over the fact she can't spell perfectly.

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seeimdee 0

dear 64: YOU ARE SUCH A NERD! like really if you lived in my town and said that shit, you wouldn't remember how to spell the word "spell". hahaha

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goldenone 2

because he got cheated on zuzuu because he got cheated on..

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

@ seeimdee, yes! same with me, I friggin hate grammar nazi's, I mean really get a ******* life! lol

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dude247 0

for the like fifth time @ does not mean number get it right stupid people

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ezrl_ritvoi 0

they are not trying to make @ equal #. they are saying 'directed at' or 'to' through symbols. to say # username would make no sense. and everyone knows that a number is a number. there's no need to restate that with the # symbol. do a better job Nazi.

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Onthecountof3 0

grammer Nazis!!! run hide the children *cowers in fear*

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TheBreaKer_fml 0

damn number 1 youre cute

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rogerdodger777 0

no. say it hurts more with a dog

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neonblue120 6

y be a douce have you ever watched fixed news the south does not have a monopoly on idjeuts

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Shadow14l 0

@sugarbabyxoxo I personally prefer when someone doesn't take an extra second to not look retarded on the internet. It sperates your dumb as rocks ass from mine.

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In_your_face 0

Hitler fun fact: Hitler only had one ******** why do you think he was so angry

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smallsmerry 0

sexy **** can I suck on them one night while u sit on my hard ****

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angrydinosaur 4

Or "proper" spelling.

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mponce12 0

what a dirty little bitch

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Astraea 0

definitely an fml, i can imagine how you feel right now. **** that bitch with a huge dry stick in the butt then dump her!!

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crazyeduardo16 0

what a sl*t.. , leave the beeeep, it's not worth it. lol

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purple91 8

Ew. Seems you are good at picking dirty slags.

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Dravien 0

Not a fml now you know to leave that ho

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