By anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:27

Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML
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kindlystfupls 0

replace it with something extremely sticky with an ass fragrance..

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nicknesser 0

Put IcyHot on it, that'll send a message.

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Comments

ulicksam 0

who the hell keeps deodorant at work? YDI.

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v1kt4r 13

You would think a fat sweaty guy huh

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perdix 29

Why do you have deodorant in your desk drawer at work? Are you a fat, sweaty gal? Do you not shower before work? In any case, I'm sure all of your coworkers prefer that the fat, sweaty guy steals your deodorant than not.

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BoCo_fml 9

A lot of people have deodorant at work. I'm not fat or sweaty, but sometimes a recharge is in order at about 4 o'clock. OP, I am all for the glue idea.

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perdix 29

That late in the day, they can suffer in my sweaty stench. Maybe they can convince our boss that I should get to leave early before I ripen ;)

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alyssiaa_fml 6

if you put nail polish remover in it, it stings and it will stop him from using your deodorant

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Ninjafriends 1

How do you know this?

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SeasonedLemur 5

should give him a good ol' fashion beating within an inch of his life! seriously kick the **** outta that fatty! END HIM!!! muwahahaha!!!!

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Zombie65 0

as a couple others asked.... why do you have deodorant at work........ use it at home before you go to work doesn't last all day? get something different you probably stink as bad as he does if you have to keep using it

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skyeyez9 24

Put some needles in the deodorant stick. He won't use it again.

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juliaaalove 8

he/she would have deoderant because sometimes you forget to put it on. in the girl's locker room at school every girl has deoderant in their Locker. why? because we don't want to stink so stfu and go home.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Maybe you should spend less time at your locker and more time in English class. BTW, you still stink. I can smell you from here. :(

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SeasonedLemur 5

Hahahaha I bet julia smells about as good as my bollocks after a heavy gym session!

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laurieloulou 0

#33 your a rude dumb a**

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WaitWut22 1

I hate how everyone always says YDI for stupid reasons Nobody should deserve this so Shut Up

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Hey #29, YDI for reading interweb comments, for not having a sense of humor, for capitalizing random words mid-sentence, for not using any punctuation at all, and for even having interweb access at all.

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easwhitey 0

I can't believe no one has said replace it with cream cheese yet. it's the oldest trick in the book and it looks like deodorant.

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