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Hey, Satan! :D Good to know you exist!
Only in japan
There was doubt?
Well #43, the OP (aka Satan) is from Japan.
Really? REALLY? That's just being an @$$hole right there, Comment 1.
In Japan it's considered intimate to adress someone by their first names
I think just sticking with dad would be better... I can hear it now my dad's name is Satan
Or mom, there is no gender icon.
Unless he was dyslexic, then it would be Santa
It's actually your - ur doesn't mean anything. Well, it probably does in some real or made up language, but not in English. Also, that* solves everything, thats's doesn't solve anything. But I'll forgive you because you like turtles. Turtles are awesome.
I don't think Latin-based grammar rules are meant to apply to text slang that derived from an era where you got charged by the letter.
Correcting spelling every once in a while is fine... nitpicking shortened words (that are widely used & accepted online) while being condescending to boot is not fine, 32.
That sounds like one hell of a household!
Black Butler reference maybe?
That's when you call him Satan's Spawn
Just tell him your real name
OP's son seems gullible enough for this issue to be resolved quickly, I agree #6
agreed
You must have a hell of a son!
But no hell of a butler, so sad
I would've beat my brother's ass.
Seriously? Little over the top don't you think?
Did he convince him that your wife was hitler?
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Hey, Satan! :D Good to know you exist!
That's when you call him Satan's Spawn