By anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:27

Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML
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kindlystfupls 0

replace it with something extremely sticky with an ass fragrance..

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nicknesser 0

Put IcyHot on it, that'll send a message.

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Iknoweverything 29

Okay OP, the way to do this is simple. 1. Replace it with an EXTREMELY fragrant deoderant. Something that smells distinctively girly, maybe something pH balanced, it tends to smell stronger when people sweat more. 2. After he uses it, give it to him, tell him "keep it, and please stop taking mine." If you can smell it on him, he can't really say it's his. If he does, everyone will think he's pathetic for having women's deoderant. Oh yes... do this with the office gossip present.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Put itching powder on it, don't use it, wait. Then hide your deodorant, or only have it in your car so you can use it.

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zendaddy0 0

leave a note saying: loose weight and you can get closer with women than using their deodorant.

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kekeshayeshaye 4

if he's always sweaty your deodarant mustn't work well

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phantomkikiluver 0

wthello kitty!?!? that is so unsanitary :X ew replace it with some nastey stuff to get him fired or something

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

You should keep your deo in your purse. Derp

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