Gross and Work: Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently... - FML

By anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:27

Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML

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By NoJustNo - 13/06/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML

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By BFF4L - 12/02/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML

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By LemonTree - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Hungary

Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML

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By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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By Uber Chad - 25/03/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 04:04

Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML

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By PUE - 23/07/2022 04:00

Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 15:05 - Ireland

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 17:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML

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Top comments

kindlystfupls 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 12:02

replace it with something extremely sticky with an ass fragrance..

nicknesser 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 12:15

Put IcyHot on it, that'll send a message.

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angrynegro7 16

Wednesday 22 December 2010 2:40

Pee in his coffee.

TheRealMidnite 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 13:56

Hmmm.. I was going to suggest rubbing the ball in Poison Ivy, but super-glue does sound like a wonderful alternative. I also suggest you perform this service everyday to keep it fresh. The pupil shouldn't be denied their education through the inattetentiveness of the teacher.

FatMan23 10

Monday 30 May 2011 3:36

Fat people are hard to kidnap.

Clubkicker_fml 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 23:38

Hahaha I love this! Put IcyHot or little shards of glass in it!

jackdaniels1938 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:55

lol thts epppiiiiic

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