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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 19:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML

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H0TinNYC 1

Friday 13 August 2010 12:45

it could have been worst. he could have been trying to get closer to your dad!

monkeyy22 6

Friday 13 August 2010 12:46

Today, I found out that the sister of the guy I really like, is totally in love with me. Hell, I'm gay! FML

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GooberNater 0

Friday 13 August 2010 16:57

geez, what is with chicks not knowing when guys are gay? I have a lot of gay friends, used to ice skate proffesionally, and even the butchest gays have telltale signs

chicko_fml 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 7:17

ur a ****** too then?

grg7l 0

Friday 13 August 2010 17:01

damnm

JenandNA 0

Friday 13 August 2010 17:05

awwww

infernoprincess 6

Friday 13 August 2010 17:09

I'm so sorry :/ I've had that happen b4 & I no it does suck.....

LRobinson 5

Friday 13 August 2010 17:10

nothing wrong with that! :)

KittyKat_12 2

Sunday 18 November 2012 8:52

Wow.

happyk 0

Friday 13 August 2010 17:39

Closer in what way?

Veritas411 0

Friday 13 August 2010 18:15

if you mean closer as in romantically then Clearly You know what he's into and why You aint it, so barring major reconstructive surgery You cannot attain it live and let live... maybe work on your gaydar, but other 6than that move on if your bro is straight this is as much of an F their Lives for them

lmsweet 0

Friday 13 August 2010 18:56

FYL doesn't apply here. it's your fault for being lame.

Alesana_Love 0

Friday 13 August 2010 20:03

bahahahaha

RinoaHeartilly 36

Friday 13 August 2010 22:21

Hot. You should take a lot of pictures.

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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Today, I summoned the courage to tell this guy how I felt after weeks of the talking stage. I told him that I wanted to know where this was going. He responded by saying, “This is not going anywhere unless you lose at least 50 pounds… but you’re a great friend with an amazing personality though.” FML

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Today, my dad sat me and my sister down and give us a "talk". More like an angry irrational rant. He forbade us from being gay, marrying a Muslim or a black person, demanded kids from both of us, and threatened to disown us if we didn't. Where's my free will? FML

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