LGBTQIA+ and Love: Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my...

By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 931

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By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 905

You deserved it 136

By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 334

You deserved it 2 123

By Sally - 31/10/2018 22:00 - United States

Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 825

You deserved it 1 322

By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 954

You deserved it 3 489

By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 546

You deserved it 4 610

Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 141

You deserved it 337

Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 816

You deserved it 143

Diaspora

By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 847

You deserved it 205

It wasn't me!

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 872

You deserved it 2 728

Block-cocked

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 19:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML

I agree, your life sucks 953

You deserved it 138

H0TinNYC 1

Friday 13 August 2010 12:45

it could have been worst. he could have been trying to get closer to your dad!

monkeyy22 6

Friday 13 August 2010 12:46

Today, I found out that the sister of the guy I really like, is totally in love with me. Hell, I'm gay! FML

Comments

RezaDupontDC 0

Friday 13 August 2010 23:14

at least you like him.

ambergurrxo 0

Friday 13 August 2010 23:33

well it's a good start

maalicious 0

Friday 13 August 2010 23:34

ydi for having Justin bieber as your brother

Djosef_fml 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:16

*Justine Bieber *sister

evildemonchild 18

Friday 13 August 2010 23:43

:D be happy your brother came out of the closet  you must be proud but FYL though

foxy1222 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 3:20

hahahahaha op this going to my favorites hahahaha

FAILml 7

Saturday 14 August 2010 4:15

EEEEEEEWWWWWW!

foshobabe96 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 5:12

Time to move on. Anyways FYL.

BOBO_CRUNCHY 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 5:26

sounds like a bunch of butt ******* ******ś in here.

XxEmjayxX 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:49

ouch -__-

EricErection69 0

Monday 16 August 2010 6:32

78 made me giggle

chicko_fml 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 7:15

put a banner in his room stating anti-******

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Today, my long distance girlfriend of almost two years broke up with me because I didn't like her drinking and driving. Her reasoning was, "I don't go out that often so what's the problem?" or "I'm safe when I drive drunk." Yeah? How many drunk drivers thought the same then wrapped their car around a tree? FML

I agree, your life sucks 478

You deserved it 92

Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML

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Today, I missed out on my first cooking lesson because I was an hour late. I cannot go to the rest of them because if you don't attend the first class then you are not allowed to attend the rest. I just spent $70 on a cooking course that I won't be able to attend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 266

You deserved it 12 139

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 170

You deserved it 3 969

Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for school work. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 333

You deserved it 3 737

Today, my brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it. I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway. It wouldn't open. Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run. My brother's a cretin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 541

You deserved it 3 985

Today, I left hospital after a three-night stay. Whilst waiting for my taxi to arrive, my mother called me in hysterics wanting to know where I was, because the police had called her and told her I had gone missing. Turns out my doctor "forgot" to tell anyone that I was discharged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 591

You deserved it 3 291

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 852

You deserved it 310