LGBTQIA+ and Love: Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my...

By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Sally - 31/10/2018 22:00 - United States

Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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You deserved it 3 490

By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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You deserved it 341

Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 143

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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You deserved it 207

It wasn't me!

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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You deserved it 2 729

Block-cocked

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 19:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML

I agree, your life sucks 954

You deserved it 138

H0TinNYC 1

Friday 13 August 2010 12:45

it could have been worst. he could have been trying to get closer to your dad!

monkeyy22 6

Friday 13 August 2010 12:46

Today, I found out that the sister of the guy I really like, is totally in love with me. Hell, I'm gay! FML

Comments

sugarpeach 2

Friday 13 August 2010 14:32

is he gay?

yourbarbiiedoll 0

Friday 13 August 2010 14:40

so hes gay?

dani_zombie 0

Friday 13 August 2010 14:50

YDI for not making the difference between a gay and a straight!!!I assume your ex is gay...Your brother needs to kick him in the nuts!!!

Xavi89 0

Friday 13 August 2010 14:51

would you like me to kill him for you? it's Friday the 13th I can get away with it. Jason.

rossp 0

Friday 13 August 2010 14:57

well your brother is gay as well?

CaliForLovers 0

Friday 13 August 2010 15:05

I've had the sammme thing happen to me.

tmmundy 17

Friday 13 August 2010 15:21

I totally agree with u # 24.....groooooossss

tmmundy 17

Friday 13 August 2010 15:29

lmao at u # 37.....so fml funny !!!!!

mikehaddad 0

Friday 13 August 2010 16:34

I'm so gay, so pretty.

CSMhXc 0

Friday 13 August 2010 16:42

That's so hot

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